rainstormramira
shellysaysrawr:

so my brother came into my room right when it was aoba and mink doing it and when he instantly came in i went to my skype call cause i was skyping with my friend while playing dmmd re:connect and i instantly INSTANTLY like at the speed of light FULL SCREENED THAT SHIT. 
i tried to play it all cool and say i was skyping with my friend and he instantly says
are you watching yaoi with stella (My friend)
and i shit you not i started breathing really heavily, sweating and stella was laughing so hard in the background
and i tell him in my most casual voice with a straight face no
AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SITS RIGHT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND WAS LIKE oh really? well i hope you dont mind if i sit here. oh? whats this over here? (the game tab thing with the icon)
i’m over here about to shit myself out of embarrassment and he finally leaves and i sigh a relief and go get myself a sandwich and THIS LITTLE SHIT DECIDES TO DASH OUT OF HIS ROOM AT THE LAST MINUTE AND RUN TO MY ROOM AND I INSTANTLY DROPPED EVERYTHING AND RAN AFTER HIM
but i was too late.
he opens the dmmd re:connect and sees the picture of aoba saying “whoa… mink!” with his smug horny face 
i rush into the room and seeing i was too late and seeing his face disgusted, i started dashing towards him and me being the embarrassed dumbshit fighting for my laptop ACCIDENTALLY CLICKS NEXT AND IT SHOWS THE SEX SCENE AND THIS LIL BITCH RIGHT HERE WALKS AWAY, TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS, OPENS A NEW BOTTLE OF FUCKING LOTION FOR ME, AND SAYS BE SAFE AND ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR WHEN WATCHING PORN OKAY. 
life lesson to be learned from MY BROTHER.
i failed the porn Olympics.

shellysaysrawr:

so my brother came into my room right when it was aoba and mink doing it and when he instantly came in i went to my skype call cause i was skyping with my friend while playing dmmd re:connect and i instantly INSTANTLY like at the speed of light FULL SCREENED THAT SHIT. 

i tried to play it all cool and say i was skyping with my friend and he instantly says

are you watching yaoi with stella (My friend)

and i shit you not i started breathing really heavily, sweating and stella was laughing so hard in the background

and i tell him in my most casual voice with a straight face no

AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SITS RIGHT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND WAS LIKE oh really? well i hope you dont mind if i sit here. oh? whats this over here? (the game tab thing with the icon)

i’m over here about to shit myself out of embarrassment and he finally leaves and i sigh a relief and go get myself a sandwich and THIS LITTLE SHIT DECIDES TO DASH OUT OF HIS ROOM AT THE LAST MINUTE AND RUN TO MY ROOM AND I INSTANTLY DROPPED EVERYTHING AND RAN AFTER HIM

but i was too late.

he opens the dmmd re:connect and sees the picture of aoba saying “whoa… mink!” with his smug horny face 

i rush into the room and seeing i was too late and seeing his face disgusted, i started dashing towards him and me being the embarrassed dumbshit fighting for my laptop ACCIDENTALLY CLICKS NEXT AND IT SHOWS THE SEX SCENE AND THIS LIL BITCH RIGHT HERE WALKS AWAY, TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS, OPENS A NEW BOTTLE OF FUCKING LOTION FOR ME, AND SAYS BE SAFE AND ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR WHEN WATCHING PORN OKAY. 

life lesson to be learned from MY BROTHER.

i failed the porn Olympics.

rainstormramira
gallifrey-the-final-frontier:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

I’m pretty certain tumblr has created a whole generation of what one would call a ‘super villain’

gallifrey-the-final-frontier:

itsfrenchthellama:

dazedwinter:

braydaaan:

kiss-the-g1rl:

unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

such evil minds in this place

i love this evilness 

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

I’m pretty certain tumblr has created a whole generation of what one would call a ‘super villain’