so my brother came into my room right when it was aoba and mink doing it and when he instantly came in i went to my skype call cause i was skyping with my friend while playing dmmd re:connect and i instantly INSTANTLY like at the speed of light FULL SCREENED THAT SHIT.
i tried to play it all cool and say i was skyping with my friend and he instantly says
are you watching yaoi with stella (My friend)
and i shit you not i started breathing really heavily, sweating and stella was laughing so hard in the background
and i tell him in my most casual voice with a straight face no
AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SITS RIGHT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND WAS LIKE oh really? well i hope you dont mind if i sit here. oh? whats this over here? (the game tab thing with the icon)
i’m over here about to shit myself out of embarrassment and he finally leaves and i sigh a relief and go get myself a sandwich and THIS LITTLE SHIT DECIDES TO DASH OUT OF HIS ROOM AT THE LAST MINUTE AND RUN TO MY ROOM AND I INSTANTLY DROPPED EVERYTHING AND RAN AFTER HIM
but i was too late.
he opens the dmmd re:connect and sees the picture of aoba saying “whoa… mink!” with his smug horny face
i rush into the room and seeing i was too late and seeing his face disgusted, i started dashing towards him and me being the embarrassed dumbshit fighting for my laptop ACCIDENTALLY CLICKS NEXT AND IT SHOWS THE SEX SCENE AND THIS LIL BITCH RIGHT HERE WALKS AWAY, TURNS OFF THE LIGHTS, OPENS A NEW BOTTLE OF FUCKING LOTION FOR ME, AND SAYS BE SAFE AND ALWAYS LOCK THE DOOR WHEN WATCHING PORN OKAY.
life lesson to be learned from MY BROTHER.
i failed the porn Olympics.